He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm having to shit out rocks
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