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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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