I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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