Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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