Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My dick has a subreddit
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
