This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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