I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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