he thought i was a dude.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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