my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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