I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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