So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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