He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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