omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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