...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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