i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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