my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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