He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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