i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
