I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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