thus making me awesome and them whores
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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