I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
