can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I stole a fireplace last night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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