we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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