Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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