we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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