I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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