I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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