She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
My dick has a subreddit
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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