I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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