She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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