so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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