Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
