She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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