Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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