Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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