And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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