Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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