it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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