I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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