just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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