I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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