He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just high enough for therapy.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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