he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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