hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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