i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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