Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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