I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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