I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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