You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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