i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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