I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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